Consider this a guide on how NOT to hit on my girlfriend.
Michaela, my girlfriend, spent the whole day yesterday studying for her final, final: Statistical biology(or something to that affect), at the UBC library with some friends.
Sometime in the afternoon, some guy we will call Doesn'tknowwhentogiveup, walked excitedly towards her and exclaimed: Hey, thats a 5thgear hodie! I've known 5thgear since its started, because I live in Whiterock...
Doesn'tknowwhentogiveup just starts talking and asking question, first one being: So, what do you ride? To wich she answered: My BOYFRIENDS F4i. Now, one of two things:When you're spitting game at a girl and she emphasize she has a boyfriend, you either have no chance because she has a good stable relationship, or your game sucks and she's blowing you off gently. Lets call this Clue #1.
But Doesn'tknowwhentogiveup is undeterred. Even thought Michaela is trying to cut all the conversation short, he persist and try's different angles. Doesn'tknowwhentogiveup has to be told a few time that they are trying to study, impling that he should STFU, but that doesn't even get throught.
Trying a new approach, Doesn'tknowwhentogiveup goes into full on boasting mode, making comments that I am sure make all the girls wet:"My top speed is XXXkph on the highway and blablabla"(honestly, I was laughing so hard at his claim of high speed that I missed the rest of the recap of his boasting). Comments my girly has but only the purest form of contemp for, btw.
So Doesn'tknowwhentogiveup asked her to write down his phone number, but she replied that she didn't have anything to write it with(remember that they are studying for a math exam here). Still he does not get it. Then he say they he'll put it in her cell phone. My girly lied and said she didn't have a cell phone, even thought she was using one earlier on. Still didnt get it. Lets call this clue #2.
Finally, one of her study partner that Doesn'tknowwhentogiveup had not seen, came back, and I must give him credit for sizing the situation quickly, put his arm around my girlfriend and pretended to be "the boyfriend". This was the final clue needed. Doesn'tknowwhentogiveup backed off, for now.
By no means, don't stop spitting game at my girlfriend or other riding chicks, it makes for great entertainment. And I am sure Jody/R1girl would appreciate the guy being the aggressor for once. I can understand the appeal of a girl that has octane running in her veins. A girl that would rather smell gas, tires and oil rather than Channel, CK, or lavender. Just be carefull you don't become "crazystalkerguy" in your pursuit.