Hahahaha...that was beautiful...thanks
"That's not a knife, this is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Oh so I see you've played knifey spoonies before."
Nice place to live!
Damn that is funny
Read it to my g/f, I think she pissed herself. Gotta go clean the mess up now, thanks alot
getting laid ain't cheap nowadays eh...ahhahaahhaaah
If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
why didnt he own a crack pipe
Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield
Sparring speed is a matter of simple physics:
The height of your flight is inversely proportionate to the mass of your ass.