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    Not Hanging Out Here Array Sailor's Avatar
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    Hehe Damn reporters anyway...

    Only in the Army

    Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
    day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
    concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
    you gotta love this!!!!

    This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of

    National Public Radio (NPR)interview between a female broadcaster and US
    Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
    visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
    teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
    and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
    rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
    activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
    discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
    not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.

    You've gotta love the Marines !!!
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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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    Hehe... I remember this one... great comeback line.

    It's similar to the joke where a woman goes to read a book in a boat loaded with fishing gear, and the authorities come say they have to charge her with illegal fishing because she has all the equipment and can start at anytime, in which she responds "I'll have to charge you with sexual harrasment because you have all the equipment and can start at any time," and the authorities say "Have a good day, ma'am".

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    lol That'll teach her not to mouth off a General.
    Tmustang you are clear for take off

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    That's a great story

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    '04 R1 - You are mine! Array FloMan's Avatar
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    Yes please! Oh! That wasn't a question?
    Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
    you gotta love this!!!!

    Let me tell you...

    ...ah luv mah gh-uns...yep...a-ha...
    “Your failure to be informed does not make me a wacko.”
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    Yup, totally false. Made up make a point by the pro gun lobby

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    "The U.S. Army denies that there is a Lieutenant General Reinwald and chalks the whole thing up as a hoax"

    Its true!
    He works at Area 51, he's sending out swarms of UFO's to invade Mexico. . . .
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