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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    25 thing's i owe my DAD

    1. My dad taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. Your mother just finished


    2. My dad taught me RELIGION.

    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    3. My dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next


    4. My dad taught me LOGIC.

    " Because I said so, that's why."

    5. My dad taught me MORE LOGIC.

    "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going fishing with me."

    6. My dad taught me FORESIGHT.

    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    7. My dad taught me IRONY.

    "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

    8. My dad taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

    9. My dad taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

    "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

    10. My dad taught me about STAMINA.

    "You'll sit there until all those peas are gone."

    11. My dad taught me about WEATHER.

    "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

    12. My dad taught me about HYPOCRISY.

    "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

    13. My dad taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

    "I brought you into this world, I can take you out....... And make another one that looks just like you"

    14. My dad taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

    "Stop acting like your mother!"

    15. My dad taught me about ENVY.

    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have

    wonderful parents like you do."

    16. My dad taught me about ANTICIPATION.

    "Just wait until we get home."

    17. My dad taught me about RECEIVING.

    "You are going to get it when you get home!"

    18. My dad taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

    "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

    19. My dad taught me ESP.

    "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

    20. My dad taught me HUMOR.

    "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

    21. My dad taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

    "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

    22. My dad taught me GENETICS.

    "You're just like your mother."

    23. My dad taught me about my ROOTS.

    "Shut that door behind you. Were you were born in a barn?"

    24. My dad taught me WISDOM.

    "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

    25. And my favorite: - My dad taught me about JUSTICE.

    "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    Redrex Array fetdex's Avatar
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    Thanks dad....o and ...........happy Fathers day early.

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    those are some goodones!
    Only the strong survive.

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    And i thought my dad was the only one that said those things...

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