A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.

Halfway through the trip, the mother-in-law dies.
The guy goes to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5,000 or, they can bury her in the Holy Land for $150.00

"We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law.

"Are you sure?" asks the undertaker."That's an awfully big expense." and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here."

"Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance.