A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,

"Bless me, father, for I have sinned.

I was with seven different women last night."

The priest is silent for a moment, then says,

"Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.

"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face