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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    1966 CCM

    Sage Advice

    Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage ever known. Enjoy the following quotes from him:

    1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

    2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

    3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

    4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

    6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

    7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

    8. There are three kinds of men: The ones who learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.

    9. Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

    10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

    11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

    12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    ^_^ Array Alpha's Avatar
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    heh....good stuff

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