What size woman are we talking about here ?Originally posted by FloMan
What's the best way to prevent getting hurt when going over a bump (big bump) and your crotch slams on the tank...?
I've given myself a few 'breath takers" with tears and all...
Wear a cup?..Put some' soft on the tank?...but what?
I remember this one time me and my girl were "getting busy" in the morning then I looked at the clock... "oh shit, gotta go to work" got up, had a cold shower...
20 mins later im sitting on the skytrain and it was a rattly one... well it felt like i was getting kicked in the nuts every time the train jiggled or went over a bump. I don't know what goes on to cause blue balls. My theory is that when you get sexually active your testicles produce semen, but it never gets "shot out" so it causes your testicles to become swollen and tender... silimar to a cows udder that hasnt been milked.
On a more serious note... there is this road at the bottom of the hill on king george highway, about 1km before the putello bridge. you turn right at the chevron and follow the road.... Me and Kelly road this road one time. I got "nutted" twice.
After the ride I stopped and said "Next time we decide to ride this road, why not stop at the chevron and just boot eachother in the balls a few times ?"