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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    Jan 2003
    The Wet Coast
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    Training at work

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.

    If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

    Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T S.H.I.T).

    Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic
    Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L S.H.I.T) Those who are full of B.U.L.L S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P S.H.I.T)

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T S.H.I.T)

    Thank you,

    Boss in General
    (B.I.G S.H.I.T)
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    May 2003
    When I started my job I got some S.H.I.T......then they moved me and I got some more S.H.I.T......then I got mad and I got some D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T from my supervisor....I didnt have to E.A.T.S.H.I.T though thank god haha......but today I start some more S.H.I.T....yup I get S.H.I.T for 3 weeks now, it's like a S.H.I.T holliday.......since I've already had this S.H.I.T. before.

    Im gonna share this one with my class hahaha.

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