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    Bank Robbers

    A newfie gangster mob is deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing their next bank. After several previous successful bank heists, they all agree on the way to go about it, and in the wee hours of the following morning, embark on their plans to get rich yet again. Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system got under way immediately. The robbers were expecting one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, but were surprised (and happy) to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank. The first safe's combination was cracked, and inside the robbers were surprised to find only vanilla pudding. "Well bye,"said one robber to another, "at least we got a bit to eat." The second safe also contained nothing but vanilla pudding, and the process continued until all the safes were opened and there was not a dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of gold to be found. All the safes contained little containers of pudding. Disappointed, each of the mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs. The following morning, a St. John's newspaper headline read: "Newfoundland's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning..."
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    That's terrible

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    Actually the Newfie bar thread you posted reminded me of this old joke, sorry
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    Hey, I like to poke a little fun too. One thing you can count on with Newfies is that we have a sense of humour, not necessarily a good one, but a sense of humour just the same...

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    Were the containers marked JELLO or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul
    Were the containers marked JELLO or something?
    Yeah this Cosby poster was on the wall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crass
    Yeah this Cosby poster was on the wall

    thats just rediculous

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul
    Were the containers marked JELLO or something?
    WTF!?!?
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    Why else would one automatically assume that some sticky white stuff in containers is vanilla pudding?

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    FYI, jokes are much more funny without the Tom Larscheidian comments!

    Last edited by squirly; 06-01-2004 at 01:28 AM.
    Good Luck and Godspeed!

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    I don't know any Tom Larscheidian or any Larscheidian for that matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul
    I don't know any Tom Larscheidian or any Larscheidian for that matter.
    Such is the irony!

    Good Luck and Godspeed!

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    Your search - Tom Larscheidian - did not match any documents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul
    Your search - Tom Larscheidian - did not match any documents.
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    Yeah link some of this Larshitdian stuff im lost
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    Okay, if you've heard of the Vancouver Canucks, then you've undoubted heard of Jim Robson. If not, then you must be enjoying your seat at the rear of the bandwagon as he was the longtime "Voice of the Vancouver Canucks", and Tom Larscheid was his sidekick colour commentator. Well, for lack of a better description, Tom was the Dan Quayle of hockey commentary.

    Let's hope my allusions do not elude you, for a second time!

    Good Luck and Godspeed!

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