Future Mastercard commercial? (true story)
Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: Future Mastercard commercial? (true story)

  1. #1
    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    99 R6

    Future Mastercard commercial? (true story)

    I got this from another forum, it's worth reading

    You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends......................................$32,0 00.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.......................................... $3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
    Maui.............................................$ 8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

  2. #2
    pronounced as-wee-pay Array effenay's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Urban Legend?

    Still funny though

  3. #3
    Gear Driven Cams Array Spike's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Langley, BC
    None right now...
    Probably an urban legend. Here's another link.


    But yeah, still funny.
    My Picasa Album

  4. #4
    Registered User Array Phoenix_137's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Maple Ridge
    2000 Honda CBR600F4
    Funny story

  5. #5
    Bushido Array Valoroursness's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Victoria B.C.
    Well, It it is an Urban legend, it does give an Idea how to vengence.
    Only the strong survive.

  6. #6
    thats great

  7. #7
    Twins Are Better Array IcemanRR's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    1998 TLR
    Thats older than my favorite pair of underwear!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts