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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    getting fired

    oldie but good.

    An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
    He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a
    hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
    excellent work.
    He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water
    cooler first would have to go.
    Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
    night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the
    executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before,
    but I have to lay you or Jack off."

    Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

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    Registered User Array Cole's Avatar
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    Hahaha not bad.

    Joke fits well with your sig too.

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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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