I've got a question for you girls:
Last night I was stopped at a red light, in the left lane, waiting to turn left. Up beside me in the right lane pulls a car driven by a gorgeous young blonde woman. I look over and she's totally checking me out, giving me the look up and down. I flip open my visor, and she looks me right in the eye and gives me the most un-mistakable 'fuck me' look possible, complete with the lower lip bite. Then as I sit there like a stunned dumbass, the light turns green and she busts a right turn and is gone.
Oddly, this is the second time this has happened to me this year. My question would be: Do I chase them? It seems so stalker-ish. But then, why would they be making kissy faces if they didn't want me to chase them? Most importantly, how am I going to have sex with them if I don't chase them?
And damn...do I really look this hot, even with a helmet and jacket on?