Try this one on for size. I was coming over to the island for the weekend and had just gotten off the ferry. Wait i dhould explain a little better, while i was on the ferry ths really hot blonde chcik was sitting next to me. Now had a bit of gas going on but I'll be damned if i was gonna let em rip with her right there. We were on the Fast Cat and i didnt want to give up seat cus there is no damn place to sit on that stupid boat. Anyway so over the course of this ferry ride i kept bottling it up inside. Now Im riding off the ferry and thngs start bubbling inside ya know so im gettin a little distracted trying to push these things out and sort of half ass paying attention to what im doing. Well this cop pulls in behind me and throws his lights on. So I pull over and he comes up and asks for the licence and registration shit than asks if i knew how fast i was goin. So i told him i didnt really know. Told him I was trying to push this fart out of my ass and wasnt really payin attention. Well i think it completely blew his mind cus he didnt know what the hell to say to that. He told me i was doin 130 in a 60 zone ( which isnt really bad cus eveyone does about 80 or 90 through there anyway) But he was so surprised by my answer that he didnt know what to say to it. So no ticket for me, a new story for him to tell, and he made me sit there for ten minutes til i cleaned out the excess. He stayed and we bsed for a bit than we carried on our way.