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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    Fart Footbal

    The old folks no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points," his wife rolls over and says, "what in the world was that?"

    The old man replied, "It's fart football."

    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."

    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

    Now the pressures on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

    The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

    The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    that was gooddd
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

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    HAHAHA ewwww....

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    The proctologist called, they found your head.

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