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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    Lunch with GW

    Bush and Cheney go out for lunch at a small hole in the wall restaurant in DC. Their waitress is new and has never met the President, so she is thrilled to meet him. After a few minutes of conversation, she finally asks what he would like to order.

    The President gives her a smile and says, "I'd like a quickie, please."

    The waitress is shocked. "Mr. President! I thought you were above that type of thing. I'd expect that kind of thing from Clinton, but never from you." She storms off in a huff.

    That's when Cheney leans towards Bush and says, "I think it's pronounced quiche, Mr. President."
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    Don't misunderestimate the president.

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