Hope I dont offend anyone with this one, you were warned at the start!
I have heard many different ways to describe the physical matter of a woman
like split tails, gashes,etc you know where I'm going with this.
I heard a new one the other day . How about "Flat Pecker" I dont know if any
of you have the same sense of humor as me but I nearly died, I laughed so
hard. The funniest part of the whole thing is I heard it from a middle aged lady,and she said it without even batting an eye.