>A father and his 6 year-old son attended a horse auction. The father
>decided to check out a horse prior to bidding.
>The father ran his hands up and down the horse's legs, face, and rump.
>The little boy asked, "Dad, what are you doing?"
>The father replied, "I'm interested in buying this horse and I'm
>checking it out."
>The little boy's eyes became as big as saucers and he blurted out,
>"Dad,we have to go home now!!"
>The father was puzzled and asked him, "Why do we have to go home right
>The boy replied, "Because, the UPS man was there yesterday and I think
he wants to buy Mom