Two down and outers are picking pop cans for beer money along the train tracks one day, one of them says" hey Fred ,if we split up and go in opposite directions, we'll cover more ground and get twice as many cans"
Barney agrees and they arrange to meet at the pub 4 hours later.
Well, Barney walks into the pub and there's Fred, and he's very drunk.
" I sure got lucky Barney, I hadn't walked for 1/2 a mile when I found a hundred dollar bill....I been drinkin' all mornin!"
Barney says " I got lucky too, I found a naked woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had sex all morning!!"
Fred says "thats incredible man, was she pretty?"
Barney says, " dunno, I never found her head!"