Four men went golfing one day. Once on the course,
three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth
went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a homebuilder
and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new house
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now
he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that
he gave a friend a new Mercedes, all the extras."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My
son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave
his friend an entire stock portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes
of taking care of business. The first man mentioned,
"We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances
in a gay bar."
The three friends looked down at the grass and smirked.
The fourth man carried on, "Admittedly I'm not totally
thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing
pretty good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house,
a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."