I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!
thats pretty funny. it reminds me of the joke... where a blonde chick gets pulled over for speeding , the officer walks up to her window, and pulls down his zipper. the blonde remarks , '' oh no , not the breathalyzer again''
On par with the rednecks who died in a fiery crash because they couldn't open the tailgate to get out of the open pick up in time.