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    Cyber Sex (long read but VERY funny)

    These were ripped from some cybersex chat room site thingy, This bloodninja guy is HILARIOUS

    >A little bit of Cyber action......Sooooo funny
    >May 10th 9:50 AM
    >Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
    >Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
    >Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
    >Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
    >Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
    >Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
    >Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
    >Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes
    >all in your crack. Mmmm.
    >Sarah19fca: you like that?
    >Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
    >Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
    >Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
    >Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
    >Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
    >Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
    >Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I
    >rocks at the cats.
    >Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
    >Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
    >Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
    >Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
    >Sarah19fca: /ignore
    >Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a ***** anyway.
    >Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
    >Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
    >DirtyKateK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
    >DirtyKate:Who are you?
    >Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
    >Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my
    >DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
    >Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and
    >DirtyKate: Haha! OK
    >DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping
    >Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's,
    how may
    >I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make
    >order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
    >DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
    >Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
    >DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home
    >alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
    >Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then
    >drive to your house.
    >DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
    >Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
    >Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
    >DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
    >Bloodninja:How did you know?
    >Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower.
    So I
    >let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee
    >Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza
    >DirtyKateooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and
    >me up baby
    >Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
    >DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
    >Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip
    >pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in
    >ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is
    >deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the
    >I exit through the front door....
    >DirtyKate:What the f**k?
    >DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
    >Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
    >MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
    >Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
    >MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
    >Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
    >Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
    >MommyMelissa: is that it?
    >Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
    >Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
    >MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING
    >Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
    >Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach...
    >Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of
    >MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more
    >the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
    >Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
    >Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
    >MommyMelissa: ...
    >Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My
    >to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
    >MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
    >Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over
    >olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. *****.
    >MommyMelissa: whatever.
    >bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    >BritneySpears14: Aight.
    >bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    >BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    >bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    >BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    >bloodninja: Me too baby.
    >BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    >bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
    >BritneySpears14: Hey...
    >bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis
    of the
    >BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    >bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
    >BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
    >bloodninja: Don't **** with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of
    >bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body
    >explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
    >BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
    >bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning
    >inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    >bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's
    >army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
    >accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    >bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    >bloodninja: Baby?
    >bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep
    >ready for you.
    >j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    >bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    >j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
    >j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    >bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are
    in my
    >breeding territory.
    >j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    >j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    >bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    >j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the
    >bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your
    >j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
    >bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
    >charge your ***.
    >bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned
    >j_gurli3: thats it.
    >bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some
    >symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls
    >and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll
    suspended in
    >the air on my mighty horn.
    >bloodninja: **** am I hard now.
    >BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    >eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    >BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    >eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    >BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    >BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your
    >eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    >BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
    >BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report
    >ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.
    >eminemBNJA: OheminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or
    >sweet17: Hi
    >bloodninja: hello
    >bloodninja: who is this?
    >sweet17: just a someone?
    >bloodninja: A someone I know?
    >sweet17: nope
    >bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
    >sweet17: well sorrrrrry
    >sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
    >bloodninja: why?
    >sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
    >bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
    >sweet17: yes?
    >bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
    >sweet17: paranoid?
    >bloodninja: yes
    >sweet17: of what?
    >sweet17: me?
    >bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
    >sweet17: LOL
    >bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
    >bloodninja: This **** is serious!
    >sweet17: What are you hiding from?
    >bloodninja: The cops.
    >sweet17: gimme a ******* break
    >bloodninja: I'm serious.
    >sweet17: I don't get it
    >bloodninja: The cops are after me.
    >sweet17: For what?
    >bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
    >sweet17: For???
    >bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
    >bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
    >bloodninja: Hello?
    >sweet17: You are ******* sick.
    >bloodninja: Send me your picture.
    >sweet17: why?
    >bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
    >sweet17: One of what?
    >bloodninja: The cops.
    >sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
    >bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
    >sweet17: hold on
    >bloodninja: Hurry up.
    >bloodninja: Are you there?
    >bloodninja: **** you, cop!
    >sweet17: Hey sorry
    >sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
    >bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
    >bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
    >bloodninja: Weren't you!?
    >sweet17: thats not it
    >bloodninja: Then what?
    >sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
    >bloodninja: Most cops aren't
    >sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!
    >bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
    >sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
    >bloodninja: Just send it through here.
    >sweet17: alright *PIC*
    >sweet17: Did you get it?
    >bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
    >sweet17: That was me back in may
    >sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
    >bloodninja: I hope so
    >sweet17: what?!?
    >sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
    >bloodninja: Did it?
    >sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
    >bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
    >sweet17: yes
    >bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
    >sweet17: kks
    >bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    >sweet17: this isn't you.
    >bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
    >sweet17: You don't look like that.
    >bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
    >sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
    >bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
    >bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
    >sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    >bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
    >bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
    >sweet17: Go **** yourself
    >bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
    >bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
    >sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
    >sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
    >sweet17: you hurt me.
    >bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
    >sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
    >bloodninja: Why would I do that?
    >sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
    >bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    >sweet17: **** YOU!!!
    >bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
    >sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
    >sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
    >sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
    >bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
    >sweet17: No you aren't
    >bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
    >bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
    >sweet17: I'm done with you
    >bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
    >sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
    >bloodninja: Wait a sec
    >bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
    >bloodninja: Wanna start over?
    >sweet17: No
    >bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
    >sweet17: You'll what?
    >bloodninja: You heard me.
    >bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
    >sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my
    >bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
    >sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
    >bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
    >bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
    >sweet17: Like what?
    >bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
    >sweet17: I don't know
    >bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
    >sweet17: I'm afraid to
    >bloodninja: Why?
    >sweet17: cause
    >bloodninja: cause why?
    >sweet17: well lets see
    >sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you
    >eat me out
    >sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
    >bloodninja: Nope
    >sweet17: well its strange to me
    >bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
    >sweet17: I didn't say that
    >bloodninja: So is that a yes?
    >sweet17: I guess so.
    >bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
    >bloodninja: Are you willing?
    >sweet17: What do you need me to do?
    >bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
    >sweet17: ???
    >bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
    >bloodninja: ok?
    >bloodninja: Hello?
    >sweet17: You can't be serious
    >bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
    >bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
    >sweet17: this is retarded
    >bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
    >sweet17: Yes I want it.
    >bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
    >sweet17: sure
    >bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
    >bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your
    >bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up
    >against them
    >bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
    >bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
    >sweet17: mmmm yeah
    >bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
    >sweet17: Har
    >bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
    >bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
    >sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
    >bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with
    >bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my
    >bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way
    to my
    >bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
    >sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
    >bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
    >bloodninja: going limp
    >sweet17: HARRRRRRR
    >bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
    >bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
    >bloodninja: going limp
    >sweet17: this is stupid
    >bloodninja: ...still limp
    >bloodninja: Do it!
    >bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
    >bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    >bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    >sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    >bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    >sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    >bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    >bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    >bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    >sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
    >bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    >bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
    >bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    >sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
    >bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the
    >bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
    >bloodninja: ...going limp again.
    >bloodninja: Hello?
    >bloodninja: Say it!
    >bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
    >Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
    >Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high
    heels. I
    >work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are
    >What do you look like?
    >Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a
    >of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a
    >with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from smells
    >Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
    >Wellhung: OK
    >Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the
    >candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes,
    >smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to
    >huge, swelling bulge.
    >Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
    >Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
    >Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
    >Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
    >Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
    >Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides
    >my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
    >Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a
    >your blouse.I'm sorry.
    >Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
    >Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
    >Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft
    >breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
    >Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck.
    >have any scissors?
    >Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back
    >the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My
    >nipples are erect for you.
    >Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
    >Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your
    >all over me.
    >Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
    >They're neat!
    >Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling
    >Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and
    >Sweetheart: What?
    >Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
    >Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of
    >Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a
    >Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your
    >Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
    >Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
    >Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,
    in and
    >out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
    >Sweetheart: What's the matter?
    >Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
    >Sweetheart: Are you OK?
    >Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
    >Sweetheart: Can I help?
    >Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling
    >the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
    >Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
    >Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
    >Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
    >Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
    >Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
    >Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.
    >now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost.
    Where's the
    >Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
    >Wellhung: I found it.
    >Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so
    >Wellhung: Me too.
    >Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked
    >pressing each other.
    >Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
    >Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
    >Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the
    >the night table.
    >Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
    >Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room
    >toward the bathroom.
    >Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
    >Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for
    >toilet. I lift the lid.
    >Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
    >Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but
    >can't find it. Uh-oh!
    >Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
    >Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry
    >again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
    >Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
    >Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put know
    >know...woman's thing.
    >Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
    >Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your
    >Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
    >Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand
    >another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
    >Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
    >Sweetheart: What?
    >Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
    >Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on
    >Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all
    >I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
    >Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my
    >underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
    >Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table.
    >feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture
    >and your candles.
    >Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
    >Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of
    >candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at
    it, a
    >shocked look on my face.
    >Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
    >Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

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    Registered User Array izad's Avatar
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    Too Freakin Long!!

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    LOL some of those were hilarious

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    Easily the funniest thing I've ever read.

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    oh man... oh jeez, i actually had to walk away twice so i wouldn't burst out laughing... instead it was just muffled giggling.

    the bbq sauce on the shirt.... HAHAHA.

    oh, the last word has got to be "ARRRRRR!"

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    That was the damn funniest thing i have ever read!!!! too cool man!

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    bahahahaaha, couldnt' get through it all though
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    that was classic. i was laughting at work ...wAWAWAWAWHAHHHAHH
    i love the HARRRRRRR
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    So awesome. Best re-post this year, bar none. I loved this the first time, but it's even better reading it the second time.
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    Oh man, I haven't seen those since late last year... awesome!!!!
    The "HAAARRRRRRR!!!!" is my fave
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    Lower Stink Land
    LoL too much man
    Great phones, get em while there HOT!

  12. #12
    two dog racing
    The pooh nuggets are toooo funny, love the spit and phlem all over her tits.
    still laughing.......

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