PLEASE ! Don't bastardize this post with I saw you there Huck Finn, and shit like that! this is for funny story's....thanks.
OK I gotta go first Did anyone see Busa Bob from Albera ? Busa Bob won the neutral race on friday eve , and I guess he was out practicing some of his riding skill's on the road that lead's there. Anyhoo Bob didn't show for his prize at the rally , and so when he showed up a half hour late,and with torn jeans, and cow shit from head to toe and grass stains all over him, I asked what happened ? O also he was sporting a home made cast(made from a black T shirt wound tightly round his forarm with a branch from a tree stuck down tha back of it ,where his bone in his arm WOULD HAVE BEEN) what a prize this guy was ! He told me , he was up where we had the neutral race ,and was going into a corner , and figured he wasn't gunna make it , so he stood the bike up and tried to ride it into this flat field as it turned out , the field was fairly flat but it was about 10-12 feet BELOW the road surface .
So we get there and cant fuckin believe how far the busa is in the weed's. I paced off 30 YA 30 yards to where he touched down the first time(that's where he claimed to have broken his arm) there was a big divit where the belly pan picked up about a yard of dirt and rock's, also the windshield was there, and about 10-15 feet from there Bob had his first touchdown, along with the bike(a right side cowl was found there) about another 10 feet from there , there was another divit from the bike landing once again, and the headlight was found there along with various undescribable plastic pieces. This went on and on and on till you got to where the bike lay in PIECES. The total distance the bike went,from the time he left the road to where it came to rest was a hundred yard's YA 100 I still cant believe he walked away he wasn't kidding when he said he was doin 230km I mean he cleared the barbed wire fence no problem , and landed 30 feet past it. The bike was a fuckin ball of shit , I think the valve stem's and cap's were the only thing left straight on this bike. Did I mention it was spray painted flat black ?
I got to get a pic of Bob to discribe him to you would go something like this
Busa Bob : 6'2" 300+lbs shaved head,wearing a surry dinner jacket (red/grey makanaw) with a sleevless denum jacket over top ,gloves and loose fitting jeans that show the crack of his ass while riding(Niiiice)
Anyone see the 3 Honda's in the back of the pickup from Saskatchewan ? no shit , buddy had 3 of em in there F3 on the bottom ,and a 954 and a 929 PILED on top of em with a 2" strap holding them down.......fuck that was good too, I heard they brought 10 bikes and 6 were totaled off at the rally
I have to say I was quite impressed with the stunt show put on by extreme riders, and Bill from 5th gear.......great show guy's sorry about your bike Martin........was a real sport when he gave his 2 cents at the awards
I'll have pictures of the Busa and the sask 3 bikes later on, if you have a funny story , please feel free to tell it . BF