The married man
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he
called his wife to make up an excuse.
After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that
he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had
great sex for two hours.
Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip
home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck. He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet
him.Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal.
Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!"
"Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look what he did to my tits!"