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    Smile colorful commentary from the 2004 Olympics

    Courtesy of my coworker:

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
    the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
    her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
    personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
    and father."

    4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths
    in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

    5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
    expect the same thing again."

    6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
    like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
    IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

    8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
    got eleven Dicks on the field."

    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
    that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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    Good Luck and Godspeed!

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    Gotta love the last one!

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    so what's a serious death in boxing??

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamieJames
    so what's a serious death in boxing??
    A clean decapitation?

    Anyhow, thats pretty funney.
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    Heh... they're funny, but not really from the 2004 Olympics.

    In fact, this list has been around a long time, but someone just "updated" it to include names and stuff from the 2004 Olympics.

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