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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    Could Be Cold

    It was October and the Indians on a remote
    reservation asked their new Chief if the coming
    winter was going to be cold or mild.

    Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had
    never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at
    the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going
    to be like.

    Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his
    tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold
    and that the members of the village should collect
    firewood to be prepared.

    But being a practical leader, after several days he
    got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the
    National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming
    winter going to be cold?"

    "It looks like this winter is going to be quite
    cold" the meteorologist at the weather service

    So the Chief went back to his people and told them
    to collect even more firewood in order to be
    prepared. A week later he called the National
    Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it
    is going to be a very cold winter?"

    "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again
    replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

    The Chief again went back to his people and ordered
    them to collect every scrap of firewood they could

    Two weeks later the Chief called the National
    Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that
    the winter is going to be very cold?"

    "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more
    and more like it is going to be one of the coldest
    winters ever."

    "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

    The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting
    firewood like crazy."
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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    ahaha thats awesome

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    Actually i heard the same joke from my dad MANY years ago. still very good .

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