Getting to the top made easy

1. ## Getting to the top made easy

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while
Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

2. awesome...i like that!

3. Funny how its pretty true

4. s t u p i d i t y
19 20 21 16 9 4 9 20 25 = 143%
beats them all

5. Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul
s t u p i d i t y
19 20 21 16 9 4 9 20 25 = 143%
beats them all

6. Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul
s t u p i d i t y
19 20 21 16 9 4 9 20 25 = 143%
beats them all

That explains the Middle-Management problems that everyone everywhere suffers through.

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