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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    monday laughs: No need to worry about health care anymore.

    There will be no nursing home in my future.........

    When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship.

    The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on
    reservations at Princess and I can get a long-term discount and senior
    discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:

    1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

    2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the
    restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in
    bed every day of the week).

    3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free
    washers and dryers, and shows every night.

    4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.

    5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5
    worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

    6. I will get to meet new people every 13 or 14 days.

    7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress
    replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your

    8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for

    9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare.
    If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a
    suite for the rest of your life. Now hold on for the best! Do you want
    to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand,
    Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go.
    So don't look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.

    P.S. And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at
    no charge.
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