It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better than being murdered.
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has
7777777777777 Problems. So beware of a glance!
Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b
a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!
Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant, and Panic is when BOTH are pregnant