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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    tuesday funnies

    It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like

    asking someone, if suicide is better than being murdered.


    7 Glances = 1 Smile

    7 Smiles = 1 Meeting

    7 Meetings = 1 Kiss

    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

    7 Proposals = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has

    7777777777777 Problems. So beware of a glance!

    Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

    Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

    Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

    Deepa: I want 2 b

    a good mother.

    Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

    Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

    1. Too Many Questions.

    2. Difficult to Understand.

    3. More Explanation is Needed.

    4. Result is always FAIL!

    Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

    Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is

    pregnant, and Panic is when BOTH are pregnant
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

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    Ion Supply Array Hardsoul's Avatar
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    you have too much time Phil.

    i have too much time in reading them too..

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