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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    NEVERRR ask ur wife to pack ur bags

    A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
    fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be
    gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
    promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for
    a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the
    office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." "Oh! Please
    pack my new blue silk pajamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
    did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home
    a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home
    and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some
    Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk
    pajamas like I asked you to do?"

    You'll love the answer...








    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..............
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    BUSTED........hahaha....i like that one...kinda cute...but still bad!

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    LIFE IS GOOD! Array HarveyB's Avatar
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    West Koots, I'm here.... Array flyfishinwoman's Avatar
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    Haha. By fishing, does he mean "trolling"?????
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    Dat's one sneaky (but smart) wifey! haha
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