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    "Texas will survive the November Election"

    I'm a member of an interesting site called "Forum Garden".

    It's much like this site in operation and structure, only the material that is introduced is of a political nature for the most part.

    Many of the people involved in this site are ones who are concerned of the world we live in, and out of that keen interest pay as close attention as possible to the world events that occur, always exercising proffession on whether or not some event of international interest is in fact a trojan of ambiguity, and there is an alterior motive which proceeds it all.

    The point i wish to try and display is that of the classic "American Nature". You know the one i'm refering to. We've all heard it. As much of a newly introduced politically correct world we try to live in and abide by so no one points the finger, we've all talked about it. "that" classic american nature.

    "Oh, did you get a load of that guy? ME ME ME! do we live in igloos? honestly, what's that guy on? hello! you get your timber and dope from us! yeah.."that" BC stuff.

    Well, here's another Beeee..eeeee....autiful example of how the "southern" mental attitude perchances to be.

    voila! (more comments after ).....

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    Texas will survive the November Election

    Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from
    the Union (please refer to the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848).

    We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action if Kerry wins
    president over Bush.

    We'll miss you too. Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time
    to get used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the campaign
    route, the folks from Texas are considering taking matters into our their
    hands. Here is our solution:

    #1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States. (all 49 states.)

    #2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.

    So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

    1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. (we will control the space industry.)

    2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.

    3. Defense Industry. (we have over 65% of it) The term "Don't
    mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.

    4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas
    will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.

    5. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and it's too bad
    about those northern states. John Kerry will figure a way to keep them

    6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing
    computer chips and communications: Small places like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, Etc, Etc. The list goes on and on.

    7. Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for
    Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in
    the world and other large health planning centers.

    8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT., Texas A&M,
    Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, Texas
    Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the south anyway.

    9. We have a ready supply of workers. (just open the border when
    we need some more).

    10. We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance,

    11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard
    and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an army but since
    everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can
    raise an army in 24 hours if we need it. If the situation really gets
    bad, we can always call Department of Public Safety and ask them to send
    over a couple Texas Rangers.

    12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and
    several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and lets not forget
    seafood from the gulf. And everybody down here knows how to cook them so
    that they taste good. Don't need any food.

    This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic
    of Texas in good shape.

    There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

    Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry:

    Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars,
    only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon
    SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

    You won't have any TV, as the space center in Houston will cut off your
    communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but
    since Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas.


    The People in Texas

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    Interesting facts don't you think? no no, i mean , sit back and think...those are all facts. If push was / is to come to shove, texas has got it's asses covered pretty good! You could understand where an attitude could work up the balls to be exercised with the sense of security like that. ...and you can bet in those private talks the Bush boys have, that is one feature that always secures funding by the texans, in his home-heartland, dear ol' texas.

    Lastly...before i get ripped into by any over-sensitive types. I do realize one person who's pissed off and has an "internet black-belt" doesn't speak for the whole of texas. But is it a possibility it's a shared majority?..minority? Just open mindedly.

    Anybody familiar with Texas?

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    I think if Texas was left to its own devices, everyone would just sit around masturbating like monkeys and they'd use up their resources in a few hours.

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    Texas' biggest industry is its smugness and pride. They may be able to survive as a republic, but with their "fuck you" attitude to sharing the resources, it wouldn't take long until the remaining United States took action to retake the oil. Also, I fail to see how the Kennedy Space Centre can cut the rest of the States offf from television coverage. Once the satellite is up, the signal is on. The Sapce Centre can't stop it, because it's only a relay device, not a power source.
    What was it all about?

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    ...it wouldn't take long until the remaining United States took action to retake the oil.
    Then America (all 49 other states) could invade Texas!!
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    Now that would be good

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    I'd expect this to be followed up by one of those articles detailing the reasons why it's illegal for the gov't to collect income tax.
    "When in doubt accelerate.
    It may not help you avoid the problem,
    but it'll end the suspense."

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    gg bush .... I'm glad texASS has all that shiza.

    One bullet from an angry american who doesn't like leaders who betray their mother country will put an end to that pretty fast.

    Texas should leave america and start a country with Quebec

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    Internet pontification on political matters seems to be as credible as CNN for the most part.
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