Intelligence Test

1. ## Intelligence Test

INTELLIGENCE TEST

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them

instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What

position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use

paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your

day. Maybe you will get the last question right.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What

is the name of the fifth daughter? Is it Nunu?

Answer: NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round.

Bonus Question: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses

himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how

should he express himself?

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple. Duh....

WANNA FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE?

SEND THIS ON ...

2. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Cuz I`m in first place and that dude be my first backmarker.

3. I said first place as well

4. Were those questions supposed to be hard? And the Answer for the 2nd question would be wrong, it would be first place lapping last place.

5. Apparently BCSB is full of above average intelligence....I must admit I've seen this before...so it's no contest there. Got me the first time though.

6. I got all four correct because I know this joke already.

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