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    Not the "International".. Array Triumph's Avatar
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    Lightbulb Intelligence Test


    Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them

    instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

    Let's find out just how clever you really are.

    First Question:

    You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What

    position are you in?

    Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!

    If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

    Try not to screw up in the next question.

    Second Question:

    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

    Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

    again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

    You're not very good at this! Are you?

    Third Question:

    Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use

    paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

    Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another

    1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

    Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

    Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your

    day. Maybe you will get the last question right.

    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What

    is the name of the fifth daughter? Is it Nunu?

    Answer: NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again

    Okay, now the bonus round.

    Bonus Question: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By

    imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses

    himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

    Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how

    should he express himself?

    Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple. Duh....


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    370HSSV-O773H Array arcrz's Avatar
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    Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

    Cuz I`m in first place and that dude be my first backmarker.
    Hug a two`ll never go back to trees.

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    Registered User Array rgm's Avatar
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    On the river.
    My what?
    I said first place as well
    I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Bushido Array Valoroursness's Avatar
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    Were those questions supposed to be hard? And the Answer for the 2nd question would be wrong, it would be first place lapping last place.
    Only the strong survive.

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    Permanently Out to Lunch Array Sehner's Avatar
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    Apparently BCSB is full of above average intelligence....I must admit I've seen this it's no contest there. Got me the first time though.
    "That's not a knife, this is a knife!"
    "That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
    "Oh so I see you've played knifey spoonies before."

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    I got all four correct because I know this joke already.
    Tmustang you are clear for take off

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