A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ye know babe , we have a wonderful new system at de fire station Bell 1 ring - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump up pan de fire ingine. Bell 4 rings - we ready t' go.
From now on when I say bell one. I want you t' strip naked. When I say bell two , I want you t' jump on de bed. When I say bell tree , we goin' to' mek love all true de night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled " BELL ONE " and she stripped naked. Then he bellowed " BELL TWO " and she jumped on the bed, then he shouted " BELL TREE " and they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out " BELL FOUR " "What de hec is bell four ? " asked the husband.
She replied " Roll out more hose man , you ain't nowhere near de fire!"