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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    happy tuesday

    A Saskatchewan policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
    wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy
    was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
    TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
    with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to
    just sell lemonade!)

    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
    radar post in Edmonton AB. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
    Being cute,he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
    responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

    A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Saskatchewan R.C.M.P.
    Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
    said, "I bet your are going to sell me a ticket to the R.C.M.P.
    Ball. "He replied, "Ma'am, Saskatchewan R.C.M.P. don't have
    balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
    what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
    and drove off. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

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    Registered User Array kaos's Avatar
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    that last one is awesome

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    aaaahahahahaha Me laughs out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Registered User Array SpideRider's Avatar
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    I like the middle one best.
    Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield
    Sparring speed is a matter of simple physics:
    The height of your flight is inversely proportionate to the mass of your ass.

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    Registered User Array ZedX7R's Avatar
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    05 600 rr, 04 600 RR - stolen, 94 ZX-7R -stolen-
    the last one was great. I'm going to try it next time I get a ticket

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