A Cop on a horse & Little Mary
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike.
"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying "Next year tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there Sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said...
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
An old Indian Chief
An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on a reservation, smoking a ceremonial
pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles", asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his material wealth.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."
The chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, " Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied,
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it:
Women did all the work,
Medicine Man was free,
Indian man spent all day hunting
and fishing, all night enjoying spouse."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled.
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."