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    eyedoggerz Array eyedoggerz's Avatar
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    Dog 4 Sale

    One day down in Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in
    front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale".

    He rings the bell and the owner, Bubba, tells him
    the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black lab
    just sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep," the lab replies.

    "So, what's your story?"

    The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this
    gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told
    the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country
    to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no
    one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most
    valuable spies eight years running"....

    "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I
    wanted to settle down."

    "So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
    some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
    characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there
    and was awarded a batch of medals.

    Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba
    what he wants for the dog.

    "Ten dollars".

    The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth
    are you selling him so cheap?"

    "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
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    Decepticon Array Vashy's Avatar
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    hmm..i don't get it.
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    California dreamin' Array KatRider's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vashy
    hmm..i don't get it.

    I think im missing it too..

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    you bet i'm a bastard Array phillyblunt's Avatar
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    wait..this is a bike site??
    that's wicked

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    hehehe....thats a funny one...nice!

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    Gear whore Array Kamui's Avatar
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    haha, amusing, but not lol funny
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    hehehe, brings a smurk!

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