If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
Nothing new there, my girlfriend and I had lots of fun at school.
I guess these days everything has to be in writing, triplicate even....actually that would be odd.
I hope he spends the three days of suspension in quiet reflection of the action he received. No, wait! Chances are that the girl was suspended as well, for the same three days.
3 days worth of BJ's for that lucky bastard!
Good Luck and Godspeed!