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    '04 R1 - You are mine! Array FloMan's Avatar
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    Yes please! Oh! That wasn't a question?

    Can you relate?

    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "have you been in the service?

    "Yes" he says. "I was in Afghanistan for two years"

    The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment".
    The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way"?

    The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off".

    The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A M to 4:00 PM You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM.

    The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A M to 4:00 PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A M"

    "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
    “Your failure to be informed does not make me a wacko.”
    -John Loeffler

    “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you sick.”

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    That's pretty good. One thing I hate about government jobs. The ICBC low-talkers. Just like in Seinfeld, has anyone noticed how they are low talkers, makes me INSANE!

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    Je ne suis pas Francais Array nutcracker's Avatar
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    I can sure relate , I'm a government employee and it is true that we're scraching our balls for the first 2 hours.
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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    LOL good one
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