A guy goes to his doctor to learn the results of a recent medical. The doctor tells him, "I'm afraid I've got some good news and some bad news for you; which do you want first?"
The guy thinks for a moment, "I guess I'll have the bad news first."
"Well I'm afraid you have a rare condition for which there is no known treatment," the doctor tells him. "My best guess is that you'll be dead in a few weeks."
The guy is shattered at first, then remembers that there was also some good news. So he asks the doctor what the good news is.
"Did you notice my new receptionist when you came in?" asked the doctor.
"Yes," said the guy.
"Big tits, great body?" continued the doctor.
"Right, so what?" asked the guy.
"I'm shagging her!" said the doctor.