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    Registered User Array SpideRider's Avatar
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    Fraser Valley

    Hungover? Read this to be sure

    Signs You Have A Hangover

    1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
    2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you tell your room to "stay still."
    3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
    4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
    5. You set aside the entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
    6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
    7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
    8. All day long, your motto is "Never again."
    9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
    10. Your natural response to "Good morning" is "Shut up!"
    Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield
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    Medium Pimpin' Array ORYX's Avatar
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    Nov 2002
    White Rock
    A red one
    Been there a few times. I just stay in my basement and keep all the curtains shut. Plus I have a soft bathroom rug
    Originally posted by adamantium
    I'm going to type this slowly so that you folk can follow along.
    Quote Originally Posted by CHIA View Post
    I agree with you about the internet, it's probably here to stay.

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    mitchie Array mitchie's Avatar
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    2004 Ninja 500
    Yup been there too.
    Last time it was more like:
    - Why is my tshirt on the couch?
    - Who's tshirt am I wearing?
    - Who shot me? I've got bruises all over from the plastic bb's

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    BCSB Knight Array Hershey's Avatar
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    Only been so drunk that I feel it in the morning on 2 occasions...After party for prom and poker night at Miguel's house...For some reason my arms felt about 5 inches shorter and my legs 5 inches longer

    I hate the morning spins....I think for sure im gonna spew pea soup as I sit at the toilet for 20 minutes, but nothing happens...worst...feeling....ever....

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