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    Dirty Joke

    A man is driving home from work when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof, and flames all around. He stops his car and walks over to the wreck. Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's bleeding to death, so he rushes her to the hospital. Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and every night. He donated blood regularly to keep her alive. Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married. Life is good for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to leave him. He only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy wife. She comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching into her
    pocket for the keys to the Jaguar,
    "I'm leaving you," she says.

    "Oh really, and how are you going to
    leave? The keys in your hand are
    for the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You
    are not taking it anywhere."

    "Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him.

    "And those bulging suitcases? The
    clothes you are wearing? Everything I 've
    paid for. They are my suitcases and my
    clothes. You're not taking them

    "Fine," she says, throws the
    suitcases at him, strips off her
    clothes and throws them at him, too.

    "And the blood in your body? I sat with
    you for six months in theow half of the blood is mine.
    You're not going anywhere."

    She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw
    it in his face and said........"I'll pay you back in monthly installments."

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    One more time eh? Array spacely's Avatar
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    Bring on the sun Array Bandit_Ryder's Avatar
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    lol gross
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    two wheels Array tab's Avatar
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    had '89 Suzuki GS500
    gross, but funny

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    Entertainment Poster Guy Array rearwheelrider's Avatar
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    that's a damn good one!

    originalty all the way! haha

    nice work!

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    Stupid bastard Array Hu99's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rearwheelrider
    that's a damn good one!

    originalty all the way! haha

    nice work!
    A comedian's kiss of death.
    What was it all about?

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