"I guarantee that it will start, and I guarantee that it
will blow up. I cannot guarantee the time between those two events."
"....those who go for broke often get there...."
"Buy in Haste, Repent at Leisure."
Bender: Aw, I think I got whiplash.
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash.