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SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES,
CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS
Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks,
Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of
Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls
and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry
Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5: After Dinner Dishes.
Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks,
Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.
Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with
looking in the right places instead of turning
the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. < BR>
Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not
harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.
Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while
she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing. Location and times to be
Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're
Going to be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies
Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM
for 2 hours.
Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.