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    :) you'll live longer Array rockshoxbiker's Avatar
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    Women over 30

    This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...

    This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just
    a few reasons why:

    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
    "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
    whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
    something more interesting.

    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
    she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
    damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
    the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
    deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
    away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
    They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
    friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
    because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't
    care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends
    won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age.
    You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30.
    They always know.

    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
    This is not true of younger women.
    Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
    a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest.
    They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one!
    You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
    it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
    30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
    himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
    Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
    free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
    marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig,
    just to get a little sausage.

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    Hahhahaha....its funny but so very true, ladies i promise greenspy will always stay in shape 4 you!

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    what about the ladies over 30 that are vegetarians? Do they get tofu weiners?
    I prefer bratwurst...too bad I have to wait until I'm 30...

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    That was the best... I have always said “I can’t wait till I’m 30” but now I am more excited about it... To bad I still have to wait a year

    Ya I know I am a bit odd
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    Awesome post. Wonder what he has to say about women over 40 who look like they just turned 30???
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    Reminds me of my Teacher....ahhhh

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    good chuckle reading this thread .... those words are so true!
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