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    Wear proper gear pls ;) Array R1 GIRL's Avatar
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    A Clean Joke!

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

    Wipe that smile off your face......
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    That was good Jody
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    ahahahahaha...i love that one!

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    haha! (i thought you said this was a "clean" joke? )
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    hahaha, very nice
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    Wear proper gear pls ;) Array R1 GIRL's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rearwheelrider
    haha! (i thought you said this was a "clean" joke? )
    Yeah right, in something I posted?!
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    too funny

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    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
    Techincally she's right.
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    I do all my own stunts Array boarder's Avatar
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    sorry to bring up an old thread, I was thinking of jodie's joke and made a new nature one

    whaddya call it when a new tree starts to grow between two bigger trees?

    a Poor sap stuck between two birches
    anyone wanna lend me a bike ?

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