A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past,
looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they
share a few hits.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to
get a drink from the river. Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned
that he leans over and falls into the water.
A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to
the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint,
and he looks up and says, "Hey!"
The Monkey looks down and says.... "DUDE.......how much water did you drink?!!"