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    Shiftless clutcher Array ZoomaFoo's Avatar
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    Moral of the story

    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort where the husband likes to get up at the crack of dawn and fish, while the wife likes to read. One morning after an early morning fishing run, the husband returns and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and after motoring a short distance, anchors and sits back to read her book. Soon a game warden came along.
    "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies (thinking that it should be obvious).
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But, I haven't touched you!" says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment!"
    "Have a nice day, ma'am", and he left.
    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
    "When in doubt, FLAT OUT!"

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    contradiction incarnate Array slam's Avatar
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    that was wicked!
    nobody gets out alive

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    Registered User Array scubaphil's Avatar
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    oldie but goodie
    If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse??

    You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

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    "Experience" THX Rogger. Array PressurePoint's Avatar
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    smart ladie....

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