The first movie of this explosively gay franchise starred the incredibly versatile character actor, Vin Diesel. He starred as a tough ne'er-do-well thrill seeker who is recruited by the government to become a very inconspicuous secret agent. (based on a true story i am sure.) Some super hot bitch has sex with him and he performs all kinds of stunts and shit while saving the world from everything.
Enter the next generation. If you thought a thrill seeker cum-secret agent was an adventure, wait until you see a former rapper take on the the white house staff while trying to save the nation from "fool cracka's"! The secret service breaks him from prison, while serving a term for dealing crack. Can he save the country from the likes of George Bush and Condoleeza Rice while still being able to tap dat fine ass? See for yourself in 2005's most contrived masterpiece, you won't believe the story was written by adults!