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    International and domestic relations

    On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
    following people are stranded:

    Two Italian men and one Italian woman
    Two French men and one French woman
    Two German men and one German woman
    Two Greek men and one Greek woman
    Two English men and one English woman
    Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
    Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
    Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
    Two Irish men and one Irish woman
    Two American men and one American woman

    One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
    middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in
    menage a trois.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
    with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
    cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
    English woman.

    The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started
    swimming to another island.

    The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/
    restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to
    supply employees for their store.

    The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a
    distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
    somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
    satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

    The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American
    woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true
    nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do
    anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last
    boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems,
    and why didn't they bring a damned cell phone so they could call 911 and get
    them all rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of
    freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping!
    2010 can't affort a bike anymore
    2006 Husqvarna 610SM
    2004 VFR
    2003 R1
    2002 KTM LC4
    1998 ZX6-R
    I'd rather be scared to death than bored to death.

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    Guest Irish so that makes me happy!

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