Okay, I'm warning you all that it's very VERY late, my brain is mush so I'm taking a study break, and I wanna vent. Haha, here I go, look out!!
Ladies, you know those chicks? The really dumb, totally useless twats, who think the world revolves around whether or not their ass looks fat in those pants? Who think they could move Mount Everest if they bat their eyelashes and flip their hair hard enough, or go "Tee hee hee!" in a pitch that only dogs and bats can hear? The classic, "OMG, I broke a nail! Now I'm helpless and I need a man to open my can of diet, zero-carb Sprite!!" chick.
Click here for prime example: http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/sh...t=dropped+bike
I'm ranting because they make all of us smart, capable chicks look bad, and they're annoying as fack. I know a chick who spends two full hours every morning to do her hair and makeup. Good effing lord, don't you have anything better to do? Are you so grotesque that you have to trowel on enough product to make even MJ jealous?
I have faith that the ladies on this forum will hear me, just because it seems that girls who ride tend to be more self-aware, to have a more concrete sense of identity and individuality, and to have other varied interests and hobbies other than hunting down the latest color variation of Lululemon pants and stealing their friend's boyfriends.
Guys (who I am sure will read this and reply regardless of forum), you can write me off as a catty bitch, but come on... you can't say you've never wanted to smack one of these chicks, and you know full well what I'm talking about. This rant is coming from my strong sense of female pride, and I can complain about chicks because I am one (this would be a different rant if it was about guys) and I know what it is to be one.
There just isn't any excuse to be useless simply because you're of "the weaker sex", can you imagine the kind of ridicule a guy would endure if all he ever did was sit around giggling vacuously and reapplying his lip gloss? If a guy thought he could get through life simply on the perceived value of his "cuteness"? So why is it okay for a girl to do nothing but just sit around and look pretty? It's not, and these chicks need a damn lesson. And for god's sake, EAT SOMETHING.
Phew... I'm going back to studying now. Thoughts and opinions? Please share. Any stupid chick experiences? Relate them to sportbikes for extra points!